Thursday, July 29, 2010

Chlorophyll? More like borophyll (Battle Chess)

Game: Battle Chess
Released: 1990
Status: Did not beat it.
Rating: 4/10

Ahem, a haiku:

Oh lethargic pawn
Deep thoughts before you advance
I've fallen asleep

Why is this game moving so slow. I know it's chess, but come on...I'm playing a computer. When playing chess in real life I'm alright waiting, but against a computer, I just want it to make it's move so I can think about what I want to do. I'm no chess master, you don't have to think so hard to beat me! Then every piece takes twenty minutes to move and another 20 minutes if you chose to take your opponents piece. I understand they were trying to make it fun by showing the pieces battle it out, but they failed. Now it is just boring.

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