Life in plastic, it's fantastic (Barbie)

Game: Barbie
Released: 1991
Status: Beat it.
Rating: 2/10

Why, oh why would I beat this game? I don't know the answer to that. It was 30 minutes of my life I will never get back. But now I know that if you work real hard, you can obtain shoes and a dress and a tiara so that Ken will love you. Oh Barbie, bane of my existence, why would you put me through this. At it's core it is a loathsome platformer that will drain you of the will to live, thank goodness that story was really great! Your main line of defense is a ball that you throw at stuff that causes it to move or shoot weird things or sink ice cream? I don't know, but you do get to change outfits every level... kill me now!