Half a dozen peices of crap (Caltron 6 in 1)

Game: Caltron 6 in 1
Released: 1992
Status: You're just lucky I played any of them Caltron.
Rating: 2/10

Crap, crap, crap.
Cosmos cop. Flying forward, things shooting at me, must escape outside of defense area of Galaxy Headquarters. Boring.
Magic Carpet 1001. Ah yes, classic side scrolling shooter involving archers on magic carpets, bees and witches. Shooting myself in the face 1001 times is more fun.
Balloon Monster. Same idea as Buster Bros. but no exotic locales for background and cheap patterns to bubbles which make game impossible or impossibly stupid.
Adam and Eve. Joust? I'm not sure what Adam and Eve have to do with a guy flying around with a balloon attached to his head trying to pop the balloons of snakes which are flying around.
Porter. Well, puzzle games can be hard to really screw up. Porter is alright. You have to push boxes on top of switches to go to the next level.
Bookyman. You are some strange little bug trying to cover the entire board with paint? Like pacman kinda. Strange animals happy to see me.
Let me think of six games you could play at home that would be more fun than these six games. Dirt Eater: Eat as much dirt as you can in 1 minute. Challenge your friends!
Brain Softener: Put your head in the microwave and turn it on, see how many brain cells you can lose.
Stool Softener: Eat an entire box of laxatives and see how long you can spend in the bathroom.
Stair Fall: Fall down the stairs.
Glass Eater: The sequel to Dirt Eater!
Hara-kiri.