Game: Bases Loaded 3
Released: 1991
Status: Did not beat it.
Rating: 5/10
"I de
serve
to be blown fast! Before the Jacuzzi! Okay, I’ll burn the goddamn house up, but blow me first! How dare you?!" Mel Gibson's feelings towards Oksana are similar to my feelings towards Bases Loaded 3. Oh sure, the relationship started out fine, but then Bases Loaded got in the jacuzzi and became stagnant. It just won't pleasure me anymore. So I have to yell, scream, curse and breathe heavily to try and get my point across. You think Mel's got problems, I 'm standing here yelling at a twenty year old video game. Well I guess at least it's legal. I've got one more stupid baseball game to go, and unless it blows me, I just don't think it's going to get a very good score.
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